Yarrrr! 'Tis a Label Maker, Matey!

I know that everyone has been waiting with bated breath for an update on my new label maker. I finally was able to get a hold of the required 6 AAA batteries to make it run, I carefully read the manual (yes, I'm one of those) and took it for a test drive.

Paul awoke the next morning to find this:


I think this might be the best feature of my label maker. Look! It even has teeth. I can label everything pirate style. I'll have "Jolly Jars", "Buccaneer Bottles of Booze", "Pirate Photos" and "Yaarrrrr! ...um...Boxes...no wait, Treasure Chests!"

Paul has wisely started hiding his favorite unlabeled items.